In the bedroom West of
the entrance, under the desk and just left of the chair, Silver Nugget (50)
Next, on to the pantry
there is 3 gold plates, and 2 fine wines (250)
***spoiler*** Also in the
pantry is the Box Bashers Delight, weighing in at (800) Loot
On past that pesky servant on the thief proof floor, to the dining room. The
servant is working late because she was up setting a table for nine
people! Nine purple goblets and nine
decorative plates, for a total of (225)
Be sure to check out the
alcove on the western side, for three gold goblets, and two more fine wine
(175)
Out the door, and two
blackjacks later, enter the lounge through the north eastern double doors. Club the guard and help yourself to three
gold goblets, three purple goblets and two more fine wines (220)
Time to jump through to the basement.
Take a sharp right and through the door.
Silly people left another (50) sitting out on the table. Now what the heck kind of soldier just leaves
his money around like that?
Now for a snack, so on to the chow hall.
Head south, watch for ugly guards, and head through the door in front of
you. NO GRUB! But there is a bag of spice on the floor in
the far corner. (40)
Still hungry, so into the
food stores just NorthWest
of the chow hall.
A quick dash down the hallway, or cut through the bathroom and into the
office. A little light reading, and THEN! There in the corner by the right hand desk,
ah, just a two-bit, good for nothing coin.
Hey, think of Susie and toss it in. (20)
Pop your head back out
the door, and wait for the orc with a key. Grab it, and head west and then south and
enter the dungeon. Have your wikkid fun with the big guy (and yes, blackjacks work) and
then check the dungeon doors. Locked,
locked, locked, whoops! Open. Well now, some poor bugger got out, but
forgot his glasses (50) in the bed. That
fact probably didn’t help him dodge the arrows from that archer…. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Ok, bail out of the
basement, then hang a right to the elevator. Now the second floor.
Check for guards, and
head all the way down the hallway.
Alright, six doors a
torch and an ugly green guy coming at you.
Dodge into the southern door, and shut it quietly. While your waiting
for the guard to pass, check out that chest.
(The Crown of Carmenta: 800 loot, a two-bit: 20.
But a Historical Pun….. priceless) (0)
Right, that last joke
deserves a kick in the burricks, but we will forget that for now and head across
the hall and through the next door. Awwwww, the Good Sir E. John has a pet wisp. Grab the glasses from the table (50), and use
them to check out that cute little bugger.
Wha…. A wisp egg, THIS will sell for a bit.
(100) THIEF FACTOID: A wisp creates an egg twice its own body
size. And you thought human births were
painful.
Cut through the bathroom,
dodge that ugly guy again, wonder briefly WHY somebody would put decals of
hooded people in the shower, and then into the other bedroom. There it is, a few
more stacks of coins and that should about do it. (62)
Now, take a sit down on
that bed and think about where some more loot might be. Remember when you were a little tike? You always hid your Playhammers
from you mom in the one place she would NEVER look, UNDER THE BED! Take a knee, swing your arm under, and grab
that last bit of cash. And sweet it is,
(350)
And that would be all 2442
of it. Now you may be saying to
yourself, “Self, I could have sworn a while ago the total loot said 2507 when I
started, and that time I died after I got the crown it said 3307. And NOW it says 2992.” And while you wonder what is going on, I will
be getting some Raid. And the lesson is,
make a loot list BEFORE releasing the mission.
You just might find a bug.